At a certain age, women start hearing the good old, “When are you getting married and making me a grandma?” question. Eventually, it starts to come from everyone in the family, friends, and even people you hardly know. Unfortunately, having a boyfriend only makes it worse, because these same people will start asking why you haven’t gotten married yet or when he’s planning on popping the questions. This, of course, is always something new boyfriends want to hear from their new girlfriend’s family members. The next time someone asks you this annoying single girl question, come back with one of these really good, hilarious answers.
Brad and Angelina may not have been able to do it, but we’re waiting on marriage equality. And for pigs to fly.
We already have health insurance, so what’s the point?
As soon as his divorce with his sister wives is complete.
I am too busy to plan a wedding right now. At the moment, the Real Housewives of Orange County reunion show is going on, and the Real Housewives of New Jersey is in the middle of the season. Between that, the Bachelorette, the upcoming Bachelor Pad, and all the wine I have to drink every night, there’s just no time.
I can’t decide if I want to marry him or not. I mean, I love him and all, but I’m still seeing my ex sometimes, just for fun.
Oh, we are getting married. I guess no one wanted to tell you since you’re not invited to the wedding! Kidding. Really. Maybe.
Why buy the pig when I’m already getting the sausage for free?
I know, my mom really wants to see me get married. But I hate her, so I won’t marry him. Kidding! Really. Maybe.
We want to have kids first to see if we really think we’d be good together as a couple and as parents.
